| Just LOOK at those curls!! |
And the sweetest smile that will just melt your heart...
It's a good thing she's so cute because there are days that I'm about ready to pinch her head off!!! She has started this earlier than Forrest did, but my precious baby girl is going through the terrible twos! There is seldom a day that goes by when I don't get some note from the daycare that says that she bit, hit, scratched, or pinched one of her "friends" at school. (I put that in quotation because I seriously don't believe that you would treat an actual friend that way!!) She's just plain AWFUL!! One morning as I was dropping her off, the teacher was talking about how she can "hold her own" in her class. She made some comment about how she's learned a lot from her big brother. I had to point out that she hasn't learned ANY of that from Forrest, but has learned it at SCHOOL! (Either that, or it's just inborn evil that can't be cured. That's always a possibility. BUT I digress...)
Forrest, God love him, even tried to squeeze into the thing with her. Yeah, that lasted until I got to the shampoo aisle (the first aisle in the store, in case you were unaware). She managed to undo the seat belt, jumped out, and ran wild through the body section in Kroger, all the while grabbing shampoo and deodorant off the shelves. He chased her down and brought her back (the first jewel in his crown), and I put her in the baby seat up top. After the kicking and screaming, a serious discussion (really, why did I bother with a two-year-old??), and a lot of snot, she agreed to sit still in the car. Uh huh... That lasted all of two minutes... Then she was out again, and trying to grab stuff out of the cart. When I took something away from her, oh Lord the fit!! Picture this... (I'm channeling my inner Sophia) There we were in the dairy section... me, Forrest, and Satan... It was a sight to see... She was on the floor, kicking and screaming, arching her back, the whole bit. I pretended that I didn't know WHO this crazy child was for a few minutes while I sorted through coupons and picked out my cottage cheese. Finally, there was no ignoring her... I picked her up (still kicking and screaming), and I got the look. You know the one? The sympathetic, "I'm so sorry... I know what you're going through" look from a lady nearby. I politely asked her if she would like a two-year-old. She smiled, declined, and said "Oh honey, I can smile because I've been there and done that. But no, I don't want to do it again!" Well, great! If you can't give your children away to the patrons at Kroger, who CAN you give them to??? This is when Forrest kicked in. He went to the front of the store, and came back with another buggy and a bag of Skittles. He put her in the empty cart and fed her Skittles as we went through the store. She really does owe him her life... (Besides, if you can't eat the food you're buying while still in the store, what's the point???) Chris is amazed at how defiant she can be. She gets so angry when you tell her no, she will hit or bite you. Or even better yet, she will bite HERSELF! Yep, that's another sight to behold... She going to be a great mom because she's already got the "evil eye" thing down. You wouldn't believe the look she gives me when she doesn't get her way! This is what happened at Christmas when I told her that she couldn't have another sucker (at 8:00 in the morning...).
And THIS is what happened just last week when it was time for her bath...
Please note: This happened AFTER she refused to get out of the car and threw a fit for 5 minutes in the driveway. When I went and got her, she threw herself on the floor, just inside the front door. That went on for another 5 minutes before she was spanked and dragged upstairs. The video doesn't even do it justice... I didn't show her whole body because she was naked from the waist down. You can't get the full effect without seeing the legs kicking as she carried on...
One more note: This fit continued for another 10 minutes after I stopped filming... *sigh* I know, I know... You wish you were me.


Well, that dream ended pretty early on... It got so cold this past winter that there was a giant fish kill in Florida and a bunch of the bass died off. They aren't native to this country, and they require really warm weather, so when it got down to freezing in Florida, that was all she wrote. 

